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Cicada Man

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Cicada Man thanks to Keith Blake

Cicadas are a superfamily, the Cicadoidea, of insects in the order Hemiptera (true bugs), in the suborder Auchenorrhyncha, along with smaller jumping bugs such as froghoppers and leafhoppers.

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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