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Cicada Man

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Cicada Man thanks to Keith Blake

Cicadas are a superfamily, the Cicadoidea, of insects in the order Hemiptera (true bugs), in the suborder Auchenorrhyncha, along with smaller jumping bugs such as froghoppers and leafhoppers.

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Jubliant: Triumphant insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Trapeze Artist: A guy who gets the hang of things. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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