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Cicadas are a superfamily, the Cicadoidea, of insects in the order Hemiptera (true bugs), in the suborder Auchenorrhyncha, along with smaller jumping bugs such as froghoppers and leafhoppers.

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad


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