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Chess Set Ring

Preparing for a relationship checkmate

Chess Set Ring thanks to Louise Alcott

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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

It's safer to be a chess player than a chess piece. - Mary Foley

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. - Oscar Wilde

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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