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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. - Harold Abelson

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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