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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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