Captive Audience Twins

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein