Canadian Twins

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan