QuotaBillsCanada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas