Buy Whatever

I buy when other people are selling. - J Paul Getty

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

You can't buy a good reputation; you must earn it. - Harvey Mackay

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten