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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People don't buy drills, they buy holes. - Zig Ziglar

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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