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Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

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He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Of all the titles I've been privileged to have, 'Dad' has always been the best. - Ken Norton

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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