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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

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Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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