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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper


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