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Hot Time: A clock in an oven - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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