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Cooling off on a too-hot day

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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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