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Brazil Air Conditioning

Cooling off on a too-hot day

Brazil Air Conditioning thanks to Clarence Peabody

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea. - Johnny Carson

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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