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Bottle Walker

Roy felt like he was walking on water that day

Bottle Walker thanks to Roy Turkington

Roy Turkington caps off his day at the Chile Salt Flats

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let us uncork all our bottled up happiness. - Pablo Neruda

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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