Bird Cage Illness
Medical reason why flying is for the birds
QuotaBillsOne doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift