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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

Bird Brain thanks to Barry McCartney

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

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