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Confucius wisdom - the U.S. government shutdown

Bird Brain thanks to Barry McCartney

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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