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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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