Best Friend Theft

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis