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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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