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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

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