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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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