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Bending The Rules

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Bending The Rules thanks to Logan Bryson

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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel


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