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Bending The Rules

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Bending The Rules thanks to Logan Bryson

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Bend the branch while it is young. - Amish Saying

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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