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Bending The Rules

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Bending The Rules thanks to Logan Bryson

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies


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