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Bending The Rules

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Bending The Rules thanks to Logan Bryson

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

The rules are written by the bureaucraps. - Archie Bunker

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Rules of society are nothing; one's conscience is the umpire. - Madame Dudevant

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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