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Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

If anyone speaks badly of you, live so none will believe it. - Unknown

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. - Richard Branson

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true. - A.A. Milne

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes. - Unknown

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

I don't understand it, and I can't prove it scientifically, but I believe it. - Billy Graham

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - A A Milne

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable. - Oscar Wilde

You can succeed if nobody else believes it, but you will never succeed if you don't believe in yourself. - William Boetcker

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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