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Believe In Yourself

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

You become what you believe. - Oprah Winfrey

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it. - Ronnie Lott

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator. - Richard Branson

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will. - Sugar Ray Robinson

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

I believe that visualization is one of the most powerful means of achieving personal goals. - Harvey Mackay

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

The liar's punishment is not that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

Although I am not a vain person, I believe that I am the very best footballer in the whole world. - Ronaldinho

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity an obligation; every possession, a duty. - John D. Rockefeller, Jr.

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient, and the best things come to those who don't give up. - Zig Ziglar

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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