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Believe In Yourself

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

He just can't believe what's not happening to him. - David Coleman

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Tolerance is a virtue of people who don't believe in anything anymore. - G K Chesterton

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, then I can achieve it. - Muhammad Ali

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in the redemptive need to admit mistakes, express regret, and ask for forgiveness. - Ana Navarro

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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