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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it. - Ronnie Lott

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

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I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance. - Adlai Stevenson

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes. - Unknown

People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - A A Milne

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

I believe in the redemptive need to admit mistakes, express regret, and ask for forgiveness. - Ana Navarro

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

The liar's punishment is not that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Good things come to those who believe, better things come to those who are patient, and the best things come to those who don't give up. - Zig Ziglar


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