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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

You never believe nuttin', Edith. You're of them septics. - Archie Bunker

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

I don't even believe myself when I say I'll be ready in 5 minutes. - Unknown

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. - Jonathan Swift

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Adolf Hitler

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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