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Be Very Quiet

Hoping they don't catch things scent

Be Very Quiet thanks to Keith Blake

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Taciturn: A very quiet vase - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

What's quiet is more powerful than you think. - Maxime Lagace

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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