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Be Very Quiet

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Be Very Quiet thanks to Keith Blake

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Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment. - Archie Bunker

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet. - Tina Fey

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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