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Be Very Quiet

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Be Very Quiet thanks to Keith Blake

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Anything for a quiet life. - Thomas Middleton

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder. - English Proverb

The quiet mind is richer than a crown. - Robert Greene

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

What's quiet is more powerful than you think. - Maxime Lagace

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind. - Walter Bagehot

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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