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Be Very Quiet

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Be Very Quiet thanks to Keith Blake

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

The good and the wise lead quiet lives. - Euripides

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

It is difficult to keep quiet if you have nothing to do. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

The inability to stay quiet is one of the conspicuous failings of mankind. - Walter Bagehot

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

If there were a little more silence, if we all kept quiet... maybe we could understand something. - Federico Fellini

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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