Bathroom Smoker
Kermit finds a place in the house where he can smoke
QuotaBillsSometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud
Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns
I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan