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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders


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