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Awesome 'P' Door

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Awesome 'P' Door thanks to Irma Burgess

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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