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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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