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How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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