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Augustweggen

Celebrating the Swiss National Holiday and Lammas Day on August 1st

Augustweggen thanks to David Edgar

Augustweggen thanks to David Edgar

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

The end of labor is to gain leisure. - Aristotle

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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