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Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky