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A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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