QuotaBillsSpeech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle
A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright
They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty
If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb
You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley
A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan
There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith
Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno
They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer
When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde
I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield
Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer