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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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