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A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers