#1 humor site on the 'net

Accordion Lessons

Say no more

Accordion Lessons thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


I'm Here!

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Sign, Sign, Everywhere A Sign

Tooth Ferry

Snail On The Run

Quarantine Response

Mistake Variations

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Wood Not Be Safe

Junkyard Art

Advice for the Cat

Life Is Like Photography

Baptised Trespassers

European Men - History Timeline

Raxe

Male Multitasker

Fork In The Road

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Goat Trick

Genuine Fake Watches

Onward, My Noble Steed!

Edible Pet Clothing

Texas Diet

Grass Room