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Accordion Lessons thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

The Blues and jazz will live forever, so will the Delta and the Big Easy. - Jack Nicholson

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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