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Fate is character. - William Winter

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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