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You Have Enemies?

Standing up for what you believe in

You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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