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You Have Enemies?

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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes. - Leo Durocher

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


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