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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Honesty is the best policy. - Miguel de Cervantes

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. - C S Lewis

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Excellence and competitiveness aren't incompatible with honesty and integrity. - Jack Welch

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Integrity is making sure that the things you say and the things you do are in alignment. - Katrina Mayer

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

When you are able to maintain your own highest standards of integrity - regardless of what others may do - you are destined for greatness. - Napoleon Hill

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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