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You Have Enemies?

Standing up for what you believe in

You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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