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You Have Enemies?

Standing up for what you believe in

You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Honesty is the best policy. - Aesop

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Authenticity, honesty, and personal voice underlie much of what's successful on the Web. - Rich Lenall

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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