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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Excellence and competitiveness aren't incompatible with honesty and integrity. - Jack Welch

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. - Harvey Mackay

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

When you are able to maintain your own highest standards of integrity - regardless of what others may do - you are destined for greatness. - Napoleon Hill

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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