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You Have Enemies? thanks to Winston Churchill

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Honesty is the best policy. - Miguel de Cervantes

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Integrity is making sure that the things you say and the things you do are in alignment. - Katrina Mayer

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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