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I used to be stressed out a lot, but then I discovered Yoga

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I'm feeling so much better now

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In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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