Wrong Planet

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers