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You're not Fat: 100 kg on Earth = 37 kg on Mars

Wrong Planet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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