QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason
I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke
A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown
There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison