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Wrong Planet

You're not Fat: 100 kg on Earth = 37 kg on Mars

Wrong Planet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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