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Wrong Planet

You're not Fat: 100 kg on Earth = 37 kg on Mars

Wrong Planet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Today is Earth Day, or, as the Bush administration calls it, Monday - David Letterman

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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