Wrong Planet

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles