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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley
Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz
Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover
Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz
Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover
Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
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