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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. - Thomas Carlyle

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force. - Lao Tzu

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Jackie Robinson was the greatest competitor I ever saw. He didn't win. He triumphed. - Ralph Branca

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger


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