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World's Greatest Turtles

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

The ability to forgive is one of man's greatest achievements. - Bryant H McGill

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. - Michel De Montaigne

You're happiest while you're making the greatest contribution. - Robert F. Kennedy

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E Moody

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just once more. - time

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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