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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. - Thomas Carlyle

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles


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