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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Thomas Paine

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Morale is the greatest single factor in successful wars. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force. - Lao Tzu

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. - Mike Myers

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life simply by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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