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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. - Thomas Carlyle

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

The greatest gap in life is the one between knowing and doing. - Dick Biggs

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Some of the greatest battles will be fought within the silent chambers of your own soul. - Ezra T Benson

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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