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World's Greatest Turtles

Purebread species found in gourmet bakery

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Only fools seek power, and the greatest fools seek it through force. - Lao Tzu

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

You're happiest while you're making the greatest contribution. - Robert F. Kennedy

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The comfort zone takes our greatest aspirations and turns them into excuses for not bothering to aspire. - Peter McWilliams

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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