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The greatest time wasted is the time getting started. - Dawson Trotman

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

One of the greatest unknown champions because very little is known about him. - David Coleman

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. - Mike Myers

The comfort zone takes our greatest aspirations and turns them into excuses for not bothering to aspire. - Peter McWilliams

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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