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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

Your bum is the greatest thing about you. - William Shakespeare

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just once more. - time

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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