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World's Greatest Turtles

Purebread species found in gourmet bakery

World's Greatest Turtles thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. - Michel De Montaigne

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen. - Roy E Moody

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

One of the greatest unknown champions because very little is known about him. - David Coleman

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The mathematical sciences particularly exhibit order, symmetry, and limitation; and these are the greatest forms of the beautiful. - Aristotle


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