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Wood Trike

Wood you like to ride Bubba's new motorcycle?

Wood Trike thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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