Whiskey Jig
When plumbers become bartenders
QuotaBillsI like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown