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What Do You Want For Christmas? thanks to Jim Serritella

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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