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What Do You Want For Christmas? thanks to Jim Serritella

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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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