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Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday

Heart-felt reminder that winter is still with us

Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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