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Vampire Hunting Kits

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Vampire Hunting Kits thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Vampire Hunting Kits thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


I Eat Soldiers For Breakfast

Toepener

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Logging Chairlift

Milkshake Desweetener

Dog Marathon

Global Warming Protest

Canadian Fast Food

Wienermobile Crash

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Human Pixels

Ruling On Criticism

The New Canada

Pail Face

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Redneck DoorBells

Psychic Fair

Panda Push

Lunch Apple

Protective Wings

Socket To Me

Work Not

I Shoot People!

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