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Vampire Hunting Kits
Also works well for Werewolfs and Zombies
Vampire: Hemogoblin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson
Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson
Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown
When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
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