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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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