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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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