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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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