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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

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