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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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