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Treadmill Workout

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Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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