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If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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