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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Be the attitude you want to be around. - Tim DeTellis

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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