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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

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