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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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