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Treadmill Workout

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Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

It was my ambition all of my life to be master of the spoken word. - Winston Churchill

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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