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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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