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Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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