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Treadmill Workout

Doctor's orders: spend one hour per day on the treadmill

Treadmill Workout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide


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