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Time Travel

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Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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There is time for everything. - Thomas Edison

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

There's no age that isn't a good time to confront one's mortality or to consider a second adulthood. - Barbara Ehrenreich

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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