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Time Travel

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Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

There is time for everything. - Thomas Edison

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals. - H.L. Mencken

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

Come what may, time and hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed. - Peter F Drucker

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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