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Time Travel

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Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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I go slower as time goes faster. - Mason Cooley

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

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I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time. - Tom Ward

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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