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The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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