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Time Travel

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Time Travel thanks to Chris Kane

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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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