QuotaBillsOf course I know how to roll a joint. - Martha Stewart
Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare
She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy
I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns
She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville
Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon
I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
She's not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I'm all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural? - Bill Hicks
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics... dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than whiskey - it's an assistant - a friend. - Louis Armstrong
The plan I am proposing today does not involve smoke and mirrors, phony numbers, financial gimmicks, or the usual economic chicanery you usually find in Disneyland-on-the-Potomac. - Donald Trump
The U.S. should legalize marijuana, tax it, and send all the proceeds to NASA. NASA would inspire kids to explore the universe and pot would inspire adults to explore the universe. - Carl Sagan
Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis. - Nick Offerman
President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall