QuotaBillsTeeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes
I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz