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Take Your 'Kid' To Work Day

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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