Take Your 'Kid' To Work Day

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou