Take Your 'Kid' To Work Day

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah