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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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