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Spotted Clark Griswold

Clark Griswold plans for an even bigger family Christmas this year

Spotted Clark Griswold thanks to keith blak

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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