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Spotted Clark Griswold

Clark Griswold plans for an even bigger family Christmas this year

Spotted Clark Griswold thanks to keith blak

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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