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Spotted Clark Griswold

Clark Griswold plans for an even bigger family Christmas this year

Spotted Clark Griswold thanks to keith blak

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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