Son Shine

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain