Son Shine

Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez