Son Shine

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo