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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain