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Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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