Son Shine

Margin: Mother's ruin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com