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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. - Maria V Snyder

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

When you go through a negative situation, don't think about it. Make it positive. - Yoko Ono

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable


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