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Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Unknown

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh


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