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Something Positive

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Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. - Maria V Snyder

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

People can remain PCR positive for up to 12 weeks after infection and long after they are transmissible and infectious. - Rochelle Walensky

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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