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Something Positive

Been a long time since I've seen a mosquito

Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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Think like a proton: always positive. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. - Maria V Snyder

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Even in a bad situation, there's always a positive side. Even if you can't see it yet. - Susane Colasanti

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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