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Something Positive

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Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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Think like a proton: always positive. - Unknown

Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Unknown

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

When you go through a negative situation, don't think about it. Make it positive. - Yoko Ono

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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