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Something Positive

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Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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Think like a proton: always positive. - Unknown

Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. - Maria V Snyder

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Delete the negative; accentuate the positive! - Donna Karan

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive. - Ellen DeGeneres

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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