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Something Positive

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Something Positive thanks to Jim Serritella

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Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. - Maria V Snyder

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Unknown

The only females that pursue me are mosquitoes. - Emo Philips

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

When you go through a negative situation, don't think about it. Make it positive. - Yoko Ono

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs


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