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Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Delete the negative; accentuate the positive! - Donna Karan

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs


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