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Think like a proton: always positive. - Unknown

Nothing positive comes from self-pity. - Unknown

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. - Maria V Snyder

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

If you are positive, you'll see opportunities instead of obstacles. - Widad Akrawi

Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. - Zig Ziglar

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Even in a bad situation, there's always a positive side. Even if you can't see it yet. - Susane Colasanti

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham


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