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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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