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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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