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A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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