Snow Safe

Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett