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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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