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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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