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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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