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True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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