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Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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