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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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