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A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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