Snow Birth
Baby and Mom are doing well after cold delivery
QuotaBillsNo one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik