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Shy Guy

Bear with me while I get my bear-ings

Shy Guy thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some bears take a little longer to wake up after hibernation

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

I did kindergarten twice because I was so shy. - Zendaya

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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