Shower Bar
On Doctor's Orders
Yesterday I had my annual medical checkup. The Doctor said that, at my age, I should have a bar in the shower. So I took his advice.
QuotaBillsGood wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
Every disease is a physician. - Irish Proverb
That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb
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Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison