Yesterday I had my annual medical checkup. The Doctor said that, at my age, I should have a bar in the shower. So I took his advice.
QuotaBillsPhysician, heal thyself. - Luke 4:23
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Though physician to others, yet himself full of sores. - Latin Proverb
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison