QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent
If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics
It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs
Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
I'm getting on. I'm now equipped with a snooze button. - Denis Norden
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli
Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams
I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde
Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros
I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck