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Santa Portrait

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Santa Portrait thanks to Jane Perkins

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Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

Mothers are like buttons. They hold everything together. - Unknown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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