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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

What a sad era when it is easier to smash an atom than a prejudice. - Albert Einstein

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault. - Donald Trump

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

There is some kind of a sweet innocence in being human - in not having to be just happy or just sad - in the nature of being able to be both broken and whole, at the same time. - C. JoyBell

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown


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