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It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot
Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump
Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser
Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro
Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop
It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams
I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X
It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins
Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown
Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton
Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle
Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown
Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer
I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright
Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle
I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski
Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman
I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle
Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman
The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan
You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan
Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire
We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie
Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault. - Donald Trump
It's a sad thing about politics that most people get power too late, in that they differ from ladies of easy virtue who get their pleasures too early. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I was in a bar and I said to a friend, "You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?' " - George Clooney
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. - Red Skelton
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle
Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven
There is some kind of a sweet innocence in being human - in not having to be just happy or just sad - in the nature of being able to be both broken and whole, at the same time. - C. JoyBell
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown
Not only is there a right to be happy, there is a duty to be happy. So much sadness exists in the world that we are all under obligation to contribute as much joy as lies within our powers. - John Sutherland Bonnell
Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown