Sad Valentines Day

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good. - Unknown

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

This Valentine's Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes - small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members. - Jarod Kintz

It's a sad thing about politics that most people get power too late, in that they differ from ladies of easy virtue who get their pleasures too early. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, "You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?' " - George Clooney

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. - Red Skelton

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

There is some kind of a sweet innocence in being human - in not having to be just happy or just sad - in the nature of being able to be both broken and whole, at the same time. - C. JoyBell

a joy that hurts with sadness
a sadness that is pleasurable
a pleasure full of terror
a terror that excites
an excitement that calms
a calmness that frightens. - Aidan Chambers

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

Not only is there a right to be happy, there is a duty to be happy. So much sadness exists in the world that we are all under obligation to contribute as much joy as lies within our powers. - John Sutherland Bonnell

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown