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They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll


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