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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer


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