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Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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