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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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