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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner