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Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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