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Ring Bell

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Ring Bell thanks to Karon Koslov

Ring Bell - if no answer, pull weeds
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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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