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Ring Bell

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Ring Bell thanks to Karon Koslov

Ring Bell - if no answer, pull weeds

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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