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Ring Bell

A good use for door to door salesmen

Ring Bell thanks to Karon Koslov

Ring Bell - if no answer, pull weeds
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A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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