Retired Fisherman Walker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo